Friday, 1 April 2011

Sanctum 3D- The Curse of the Australian Movies

Movie poster featuring Richard Roxburugh

James Cameron should be ashamed of himself. To put his name to this movie is simply appalling. And what makes it even more of a tragedy is the fact that this movie continues the curse that all Australian movies are- festering excrement of a movie; with no plot and just utter strangeness.

What needs to be addressed first up is the use of 3D. I haven’t been disappointed by the use of 3D in a movie since Up!- a movie which redeemed itself by having a plot and a heart of gold. This movie had neither. Leaving the La Premiere cinemas at Chadstone; I realised that the only enjoyable element of the 3D filmmaking technique was seeing the fishes at the start. Which; considering the “plot” of the movie is very sad.


As to the plot; in a nutshell this is the standard action-adventure; with the main characters trapped under water in a set of caverns and having to both survive and discover an alternate way to the surface; after their main escape gets flooded from a tropical storm.

To be fair; this movie had potential. And it did show some good elements- namely the casting of Rhys Wakefield. An ex Home and Away cast member; he gives a performance that is strong and believable. Believing he is the son of Richard Roxburgh; however, is another matter.

In addition; Roxburgh et al both live up to the Australian stereotype that we’ve been exporting to American since Crocodile Dundee; the oaf, swearing his head off, genial character. How boring and clichéd.  

The highlight of this movie was seeing the fishes in 3D- which; come to think of it; is most likely not the intention of the filmmakers.
See this movie if you want to see another entry into the shite Australian movies. But don't say you won't warned.

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